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Shortypartyhi5 Profile Information

A Hobbit's adventures with women OTK
Age 55 From Seattle, Washington - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
"Fun-Size" guy who enjoys placing women over his knee to administer a much needed spanking on naughty misbehaving women.
Sign  
Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is  
4' 9 (1.45 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Calves
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Part-time
My Speciality Is  
Entertainment / Media
My Job Title Is  
trophy husband
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
With Pet(s)
At Home  
There Is No Noise
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Socially
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Reading, Arts & Crafts, Music, Tv, Movies, Theater, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, The Movies, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
I just want to spank a woman who LOVES to be spanked
I've Always Wanted To Try  
swimming with dolphins; paraglide;
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
To be HAPPY and live a life of pleasure...more importantly, I just want to spank a woman over my knee.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Animation, Horror, I'm A Movie Actor
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rap, Rock, Metal, Pop, Classical, Industrial, New age, Dance, Soul, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Comic, Fiction, History, Instructional, Mathematics, Nature, Philosophy, Science, Erotica, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Intimately placing a naughty woman over my knee for a good hand spanking

Looking for

What Do You Look For?  
I want a naughty woman I can place over my knee for a good firm hand spanking
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Anal Sex, Domination, Bondage, Just Wanna Fuck
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